Word play
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a
gorgeous Brunette sitting at
The
next
table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but
lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes
flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively
reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she
pops her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,'
she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and
afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They
talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he
shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he
would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay
for breakfast.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with
all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been
SO incredible! 'You know,' he said,
'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy
you meet?'
'No,' she replies. .
She says:
'You just happened to catch my eye.'
Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the corner of the room, drinking a sip out of each pint in turn.
When he had finished all three, he went back to the bar and ordered three more.
The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it ... your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time."
Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America and de odder in Australia and here I am in Dublin. When we all left home,
we promised dat we'd drink dis way to remember de days we all drank togedder."
The barman admits that this is a nice custom and says no more.
Patrick becomes a regular customer and always drinks the same way ... ordering three pints and drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished.
One day, he comes in and orders just two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent.
When he goes back to the bar for the second round, the barman says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my condolences
on your great loss."
Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops and he starts to laugh, "Oh no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine! Tis me ...
I've quit drinking!"
AND THE BEST
FOR LAST
A drunk
staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional
booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a
few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to
sit there.
Finally, the
Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk
mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this
side either!"
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived
at the casino in
Shreveport. She seemed a little intoxicated and
bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single
roll of the dice
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel
much luckier when I'm
completely nude!", as she giggled.
With that, she stripped from the neck down,
rolled the dice and with an
Irish brogue yelled, 'Come
on, baby, Mama needs
new clothes!'
As the dice came to a
stop, she jumped up and down and
squealed...'YES!
YES! I WON, I WON!
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked
up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them
asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other
answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were
watchin’
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.
Les chicanes commencent par des niaiseries..................
Lollipops
The
only
way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year-old
son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a lollipop
and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
'There's a car being towed from the parking lot', he shouted. 'An
Ambulance just drove by.' 'Looks like the Anderson 's have company', he
called out. 'Matt's riding a new bike....' 'Looks like the Sanders are
moving' 'Jason is on his skate board....'
After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'
Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know they are having sex?'
‘Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a lollipop.’
LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH
A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
She calls on little Ralphy.
He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'
The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'
Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?'
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'
To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'
LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH
Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
'Why?' asks the father?
'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'' I said '6', replies RALPHY.
'But that's right!' says his dad.
'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?''
'What's the f...... Difference?' asks the father.
'That's what I said!'
LITTLE RALPHY ON GETTING OLDER
Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.'
Little RALPHY replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.'
The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?'
Little RALPHY answered, 'No, he minded his own f....... Business.
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR !!!...
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?'
'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke.'
The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waitress.
'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the man.
'Same,' says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?'
'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.'
'That's brilliant' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!'
'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,' says the man.
The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'
The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall chick with a big arse and long legs who agrees with everything I say...
A man in Scotland calls his son in London
the day before Christmas Eve
and says, I hate to ruin your day, but I
have to tell you that your
mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years
of misery is enough.
'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son
screams.
We can't stand the sight of each other any
longer,' the father says.
'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of
talking about this, so you
call your sister in Leeds and tell her.'
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who
explodes on the phone. 'Like hell they're getting divorced,' she shouts,
'I'll take care of this,'
She calls Scotland immediately, and screams
at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced.
Don't do a single thing until I get there.
I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow.
Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to
his wife.
'Okay,' he says, they're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a
gorgeous Brunette sitting at
The
next
table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but
lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes
flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively
reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she
pops her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,'
she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and
afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They
talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he
shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he
would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay
for breakfast.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with
all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been
SO incredible! 'You know,' he said,
'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy
you meet?'
'No,' she replies. .
She says:
'You just happened to catch my eye.'
CAKE OR BED
***
Spaghetti
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she
would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy
to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned
18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card,
and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the
child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey,' she said, 'You received a very strange post card today.'
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife
obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without .
Send extra sauce.
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.'
'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.
''What a coincidence!' said the farmer.
As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence!' said the man.
'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'
'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence'.
6
> reasons not to mess with children.
Charlie, an American golfer playing in Ireland, hooked
his drive into the
> woods.
> Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun
flat on his back, a big
> bump on his head, and the golfer's ball beside him.
Horrified, the golfer got
> his water bottle from the cart and poured it over
the little guy, reviving
> him.
> "Arrgh! What happened?" the Leprechaun asked.
> "I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball," the golfer
said.
> "Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get
three wishes, so whaddya
> want?"
> "Thank God, you're all right!" the golfer answered
in relief. "I don't want
> anything. I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize."
Then he golfer walks
> off.
> "What a nice guy," the Leprechaun said to himself. "
I have to do something
> for him. I'll give him the three things I would
want....a great golf game,
> all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex
life."
> A year went by, the American golfer is back. On
the same hole, he again hit
> a bad drive into the woods and the Leprechaun was
there waiting for him.
> "Twas me that made ye hit the ball here," the
little guy said. "I just want
> to ask ye, how's yer golf game?"
> "My game is fantastic!" the golfer answered. I'm an
internationally famous
> golfer now."' He added, "By the way, it's good to
see you're all right."
> "Oh, I'm fine now, thank ye. I did that fer yer golf
game, you know. And
> tell me, how's yer money situation?"
> "Why, it's just wonderful!" the golfer stated.
"When I need cash, I just
> reach into my pocket and pull out $100.00 bills I
didn't even know were there!"
> "I did that fer ye also. And tell me, how's yer sex
life?"
> The golfer blushed, turns his head away in
embarrassment, and said shyly,
> "It's OK."
> "C'mon, now," urged the Leprechaun, "I'm wanting to
know if I did a good
> job. How many times a week?"
> Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then
whispers, "Once, sometimes
> twice a week."
> "What?" responded the Leprechaun in shock. "That's
all? Only once or twice
> a week?"
> "Well," said the golfer, "I figure that's not bad
for a Catholic priest in a
> small parish."
A newly deceased man, David, stands at the pearly gates. St. Peter tells him that he cannot go to heaven right away because he cheated on his income taxes. The only way he might get into heaven would be to sleep with a stupid, ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. David decides that this is a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven.
So
off he goes with an ugly, stupid woman, while he pretends
to be happy. As he walks along, he sees his friend Steve
up ahead - with an even uglier woman. When he asks what's
going on, Steve replies, "I cheated on my income taxes and
scammed the government out of a lot of money." They both
shake their heads in understanding and figure that they
might as well hang out together to help pass the time.
David, Steve, and their two ugly women are walking along,
minding their own business when they see someone who looks
like their old friend Don up ahead. He is with an
absolutely gorgeous woman who looks like a
supermodel/centrefold. Stunned, David and Steve approach
the man and discover that it is their friend Don. They ask
him how he got this unbelievable goddess, while they're
stuck with these God-awful women.
Don replies, "I have no idea, but I'm definitely not
complaining. This has been absolutely the best time of my
life, and I have had five years of the best sex any man
could hope to look forward to. There is only one thing
that I can't seem to understand. Everytime we finish
having sex, she rolls over and murmurs to herself, "Damn
income taxes!"
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting
her hair styled for a trip to
Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip
to the hairdresser, who
responded:
" Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there?
It's crowded and dirty.
You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you
getting there?"
"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got
a great rate!"
"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's
a terrible airline.
Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly,
and they're
always late. So, where are you staying in
Rome ?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on
Rome 's Tiber River
called Teste."
"Don't go any further. I know that place.
Everybody thinks it's
gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's
really a dump."
"We're going to go to see the Vatican and
maybe get to see the Pope."
"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a
million other
people trying to see him. He'll look the size of
an ant. Boy, good
luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to
need it."
A month later, the woman again came in for a
hairdo. The hairdresser
asked her about her trip to Rome .
"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were
we on time in
one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was
overbooked, and they
bumped us up to first class. The food and wine
were wonderful, and I
had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand
and foot.
And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5
million remodeling
job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the
city. They, too,
were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their
owner's suite at
no extra charge!"
"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and
good, but I
know you didn't get to see the Pope."
"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured
the Vatican , a
Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained
that the Pope
likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so
kind as to step
into his private room and wait, the Pope would
personally greet me.
Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through
the door and
shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few
words to me."
"Oh, really! What'd he say ?"
He said: "Who f**ked up your hair?"
VATICAN HUMOR
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage
loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the
driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.
'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver,
'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?'
'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they
never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and
I'd really like to drive today.'
'I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do
that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen?'
protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that
morning..
'Who's going to tell?' says the Pope with a smile.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the
Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets
his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff
floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kph.. (Remember, the
Pope is German..)
'Please slow down, Your Holiness!' pleads the
worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal
until they hear sirens.
'Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and
my job!' moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as
the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes
back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.
'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the
dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him
that he's stopped a limo going 205 kph.
'So bust him,' says the Chief.
'I don't think we want to do that, he's really
important,' said the cop.
The Chief exclaimed,' All the more reason!'
'No, I mean really important,' said the cop with a
bit of persistence.
The Chief then asked, 'Who do you have there, the
mayor?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'
Chief: ' A senator?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'
Chief: 'The Prime Minister?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'
'Well,' said the Chief, 'who is it?'
Cop: 'I think it's God!'
The Chief is even more puzzled and curious,
'What makes you think it's God?'
Cop: 'His chauffeur is the Pope!'
After
three
weeks in the Garden of Eden,?God
came
to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired
God.?
'It is
all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and
sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights,
everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem..?
It's
these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the
other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my
arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on
bushes. They're a real pain.'?
And
Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her
body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc.
She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body
more symmetrically balanced'.?
'That's
a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at
this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I
figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that
you are right. I will fix it up right away.'
And
God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it
into the bushes?
Three
weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden
of Eden.?
'Well,
Eve, how is my favorite creation?'?
'Just
fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see,
all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the
cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I
feel so alone.'?
God
though for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are
right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a
mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of
you. Let's see....where did I put that useless tit?'?
?
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap
about the rib?
OLD people have problems that you haven't
even considered yet!
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm
count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man
a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen
sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's
office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as
on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well,
doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but
nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right
hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her
mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out,
still nothing. 'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit,
and she even tried squeezing it between her knees,
but still nothing.'
The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'
The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar
open.'
> A 71 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back
Bran Muffins
The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty
years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to
get by because they watched their pennies.
Though not young, they were both in very good health,
largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and
exercise for the last decade.
One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a
rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to
Heaven.
They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them
inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished
in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a
waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen
hanging their favourite clothes in the closet.
They gasped in astonishment when he said, 'Welcome to
Heaven. This will be your home now.'
The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.
'Why, nothing,' Peter replied, 'remember, this is your
reward in Heaven.'
The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a
championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any
ever built on Earth.
'What are the greens fees?,' grumbled the old man.
'This is heaven,' St. Peter replied. 'You can play for
free, every day.'
Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet
lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them,
from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing
beverages.
'Don't even ask,' said St. Peter to the man. This is
Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.'
The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife.
'Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and
the decaffeinated tea?,' he asked.
That's the best part,' St. Peter replied. 'You can eat
and drink as much as you like of whatever you like and you
will never get fat or sick.
This is Heaven!'
The old man pushed, 'No gym to work out at?'
'Not unless you want to,' was the answer.
'No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...'
'Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.'
The old man glared at his wife and said, 'You and
your damned bran muffins. We could have been here
ten years ago!'
A Quickie in the Bushes
A Londoner
parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office
to show it off to his colleagues.
As he's getting out of
the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to
the kerb and takes off the door before zooming
off.
More than a little
distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and
calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the
policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the
man starts screaming hysterically: 'My Porsche, my
beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how
long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never
be the same again!'
After the man finally finishes his rant, the
policeman shakes his head in disgust.
'I can't believe how
materialistic you bloody Londoners are,' he says.
'You lot are so focused on your possessions that
you don't notice
anything else in your life.'
'How can you say such a thing at a time like
this?' sobs the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, 'Didn't you realise that
your right arm was torn off when the truck hit
you.'
The Londoner looks down in horror.
'F***ING HELL!' he
screams........'Where's my Rolex????...
THE LUCKY JOKE:A Quickie in the Bushes
This is a joke that should bring you luck.
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money.
She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always
right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's
office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'. The president was curious and asked he r how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?'
The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.'
The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was
impossible to win a bet like that.
The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the
president and said, 'Would you like to take my bet?'
'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that my
testicles are not square.'
'Done', the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.'
'No problem', said the president of the Bank confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about the bet
and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his
testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over
again and again until he was positive that no one could
consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman
arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and
acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the
president's testicles were square.
The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one
made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to
drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.
< BR>The president was happy to oblige.
The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and
asked the president if she could touch them. 'Of course', said the president. 'Given the amount of money involved, you
should be 100% sure.'
The elderly woman did so with a little smile.. Suddenly the
president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against
the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that
and she replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the
balls of the President of the Bank of Canada !'
